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Best player in all of NBA Jam. Enough said. Also kicks total ass in Halo and Halo 2. Isiah Thomas is a living God. For real.
Isiah Thomas...FOR THREE! (makes it every time)
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A sexy muthafucka, kuntry singer. One to make the girls fall in love. He is good in bed. Has a large penis, nice body. Hes got a sweet, loving caring side, but most of the time he is bangable, and crazy.
"DAMN", he looks like a thomas rhett.
'DID YOU SEE HIM", he reminds me of thomas rhettt.
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A teenage white kid that has an abnormally small penis ranging from 1 inch to 1.1 inch, he also tends to try to finger females in the school stairwell.
What should we call our new baby boy honey?
Well let's see..oo I know Thomas
Why that name sweety?
Because look at his small dick and he is very pale, and he will stay this way.
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Mr Thomas Is A Teacher, He Is Believed To Be A Massive Pedophile, He May Have Raped Many Students In My Class, I Don’t Know Though. He Is Really Weird
I Think Mr Thomas Fucked Thalia Yesterday
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A fucking cunt who thinks he has a ton of friends, but really everyone hates him. He playes every girl and try's to get nudes from 7th graders🤦🏽 ♂️ If you get a girlfriend you constantly cheat on her. And your voice is higher than I was last week.
Thomas Burton is a Fag.
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A great philosopher, commonly called g master swag by his undeserving pupils. He bestows his great knowledge to those who come whether they deserve it or not.
Pupil:Hey G-Master-Swag
Thomas Gerlach: Cheater, get out wise-fool.
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You reach into a girls pussy, grab the back wall and rip it inside out. Once it is hanging inside out you fresh it with liquid nitrogen. Then she does you up the ass with her frozen pussy.
A woman died last night because someone did a happy thomas to her
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