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Absolutely demolish something infront of you, derives from the ancient quote "One which does not Matt Stonie'th cannot be a Matt Stonie'ee
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This person is very confusing, he may have a girlfriend but he likes to groap and squeeze males asses . He has a very big nose and looks like a jew again approach with care.
That person is a Matt Shirley
"OMG IT IS A MATT SHIRLEY"
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a total alpha, jacked out of his mind, only eats meat, slams hard alc, bang so much pussy, awesome personality to guys total douche to chicks.
guy number 1 "damn bro whos that guy who is repping 250 and who could totally bang my girl?"
guy number 2 "oh shit i think thats matt peq"
matt peq "yo whats good pussys just repped 250 on the bench while chugging vodka and getting dome from yo shorty
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Current star of Broadway's RENT. Gives dance lessons on Maranda's grave. Also known as Jewish McJew.
I just got a dance lesson from Matt Caplan on Maranda's grave.
Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.
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Matt stands for Man Attracted To Teenagers
That man was looking at my friend and I swear he was such a MATT
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A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.
Matt: remember that guy who shit on the table
Me: that was you
Matt: oh yeah
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Calls Dogs Leng has a weird dog fetish
Shags Cats
Does Incest
OH wow look at that man hes shagging a dog! it must be a matt
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