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Danny is the person that nobody wants to be. When he enters a room everyone leaves. He tries his whole life to be like a Cory but can't even come close to touching his balls. Danny is the type guy that thinks he is hung but actually has a chode. He tries to impress girls by bull-riding but actually just likes wearing clown outfits. Danny once tried to raise a farm but even his own goat committed suicide. Danny always tries to be a stud like Cory but always fails and ends up like a Carl. His feet are so bad that that actually used them to portray Smeagol in Lord of the Rings.
Holy Shit.. Did you see the guy in rainbow spandex with fucked up feet and an ugly tattoo???
No i did not but it must have been Danny...
An emotionally abusive, manipulative cunt who will destroy your mental health and gaslight you for months.
Candace: “Who the fuck is that cunt?”
Mick: “Oh that’s my ex, Danny. She’s a manipulative bitch.”
A male of large frame but varies in thickness to extreme opposite degrees throughout its life - Fluctuations in breasts size have also been evident. Nails tend to develop strong fungal tendencies which require treatment. Eccrine Glands/Sweat Glands operate at continuous maximum output regardless of body temperature regulation needs. Cries with the sound of a Pre-Cretaceous Pterodactyl during moments of fright but is quite docile and noiseless besides. Gravitates towards electronic stimulus. Genitles are nonspectacular.
Did you hear the scream of Danny earlier while playing that game?!? I can't hear out of my left ear now
A male of large frame but varies in thickness to extreme opposite degrees throughout its life - Fluctuations in breasts size have also been evident. Nails tend to develop strong fungal tendencies which require treatment. Eccrine Glands/Sweat Glands operate at continuous maximum output regardless of body temperature regulation needs. Cries with the sound of a Pre-Cretaceous Pterodactyl during moments of fright but is quite docile and noiseless besides. Gravitates towards electronic stimulus. Genitles are nonspectacular.
Did you hear the scream of Danny earlier while playing that game?!? I can't hear out of my left ear now
Danny is a memer. He’s as weird as you can get. Although he’s not super hot or cute all the girls go crazy for him anyways.
danny is a loser bitch and no one likes him. everyone hates him and he is a little pussy bitch. he gets NO BITCHES!!! hes a liar and a cheater. his mom should have swallowed. he is the definition of an abortion. he should get his dick cut off. immature loser. + ratio.
"oh yeah danny thinks he can pull an anime girl if she was real"
"bruh danny is a loser and a pussy, no way"