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The summer of 1994 during which recent catholic high school grads watched numerous pornographic films together just for shits and giggles. This activity would usually take place in Lula and Nacho's family room after an Albertson's run for cookies or at Nicole's house over spinach dip.
Appropriate viewing options for summer of porn were soft-core and usually available on HBO or Skinemax. In the off-chance that something was rented it would need to be obtained from the dirty back room of the local mom and pop video store. This back room is generally haunted by degenerates highly offended at the giggling recent catholic high school grads.
"Hey Luli, since this is summer of porn are we watching Emmanuelle tonight?"
"No, I rented Carrie - Sex on Wheels, Yank My Doodle - It's A Dandy, and Edward Penis-Hands""
"Great! pass the cookies"
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The leftover pop up porn ads that are left behind your main browser after a stroke sesh.
JAKE!!! Keep your dick in your pants boy. I'm getting tired of seeing all this porn residue every time I get on the computer.
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Death porn is a slang term for the material found on the internet that is intended to gross out its viewers. All pictures/videos of dead bodies, horrible accidents, or blood and guts can all be classified as death porn. This includes almost all of the content of rotten.com, and the faces of death series of videos.
A death porn addict is somebody who looks through rotten.com or searches for 'faces of death' on Limewire.
When I grow up, I want to be a death porn star.
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Pornographic material featuring legally under-age participants (relative either to the laws of either the viewer's residence or the place of filming). This term can apply to a home-made sex video produced by an under-age couple as much as it can apply to something featuring and produced by a paedophilic or ephebophilic adult.
Viewers preferring this material are likely to be under-age themselves and seeking erotica of their own age group rather than material which would, for them, be teleiophilic or gerontophilic.
When I was an adolescent, I sought what was labelled as 'kiddie porn' to be gratified by the activity of a couple my own age rather than being a teleiophile.
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When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of porn. Derived from Rick Rolling.
Damn, that movie trailer I wanted to see actually redirected me to "Big Ass Blonds 4". I just got Porn Rolled.
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1) The ceaseless activity of looking through porn sites for someone or something that you haven't seen yet.
2) Obsessive review of material looking for something of interest.
I was up late porn mining.
He porn mined the shit out of that and couldn't find anything meaningful.
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The porn you have stored on a mobile device. Examples include:
- laptops
- iPhones/Blackberries/Other
- a DVD in your work bag/luggage/back pack
It's there when you're travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents' house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma's old age home. Etcetera, etcetera.
In today's modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality porn.
Bobby, after an exhausting day at the Real Estate Conference, crashed hard in his hotel room. His conciliation was knowing that before he falls asleep, he can wank one out to the emergency porn stored on his iPhone.
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