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completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!
Next time that guy shows up, we're gonna toilet baptize him
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When you shit in a girls mouth then 69 with her (australian cuz toilets goes backwards in australia)
I gave your mom an australian toilet
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The brown tendrils of coulor that seep out of an unflushed turd while sitting in the toilet bowl.
Wow, you really let that toilet tea steep for a while.
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To squat intensly over a toilet while giving anal sex to your dad, and or uncle.
My uncle Jim gave me a gay toilet
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Just in case you run out of toilet "paper", hey theres always tissues! Thus the word toilet tissue is made.
" Hey man pass the toilet tissue"
" OVER SIZED TOILET TISSUE!!!"
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The act of beginning defecation on one toilet, running out of toilet paper and transferring bosom from the first toilet to some other toilet in the house 2 finish wiping...
Usually only done whilst home alone, or while everyone is still passed out on the floor from the night before (probably why your so out of it your dumbass didn't even check for toilet paper)
Can be done multiple times resulting in 3-4 toilets being used per shit.
Jeff had indigestion all day during work so when he came home he ran to the closest bathroom and plopped his butt down for a little deuce droppin' action, unfortunately he hadn't realized that this bathroom was out of toilet paper so he proceeded to kick off his underwear and pants and Toilet Hop upstairs to finish the bowel movement.
That Jeff is a regular lil' Toilet Hopper.
When you use 2+ toilets for one poop, thats Toilet Hopping.
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some1 that comes outta the toilet and tries to kill other ppl coz they don't have the guts to kill themselfs so they take there anger out on other ppl
some1 that comes outta the toilet and tries to kill you coz they can't kill themself
I know a few ppl that are toilet emos
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