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The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.
Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.
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When someone or a group of people (usually in a working environment)
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when
they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel
the need to dish out some oppression to those who are
declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and
giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a
one trick pony wage slave acts like a
big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom
or mops the floor.
Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.
When too many cooks spoil the broth, only a lot of blame is served.
And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.
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A phrase that implies that the world doesn’t need more fake billionaires, more corrupt leaders, more serial liars, more narcissists, more racists, and more white supremacists, but rather more God-fearing and honest heads of state who give a damn about something other than benefiting themselves and their oft-shady businesses.
Although President Biden told the world that America is back on the world stage, however, US allies feel ambivalent about this new political normal, because for them, one Trump is one too many.
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Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.
If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.
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Too Cool Bro (TCB) is a come back for Cool Story Bro (CSB)
You: (Just told a story or event that bores your friend)
Friend: Cool Story Bro (CSB)
You: Too Cool Bro (TCB)
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What you say when Pondarian is being far too generous or when he brings Xandarian snails.
Definition- Dear friends, in honor of Kasius presenting the Destroyer of Worlds, I too, have brought a rare delicacy, for everyone's enjoyment... Fresh Xandarian snail! "Oh you are far too generous Pondarian!"
Similar to the term, flew too close to the sun, defining reckless behavior with a sudden realization of consequences, except make it girly.
I fear I may have girl-bossed a little too close to the sun.
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