(noun and or verb)
noun: A “Kawasaki Tube Top” is commonly defined as an irresistible simp who’s willing to do anything to get their knuckles pounded by passerby’s.
verb: When a man stretches his fishing gaiter out over his shoulders and crawls through it, only allowing the overextended fabric to cover his exposed nipples.
Noun: Hey babe, let’s stay on this side of the street..i don’t want us getting too close to that Kawasaki Tube Top.
Verb: I didn’t think Terry was going to be able to do it..but through sheer will power and drunken commitment, he was able to kawasaki tube top himself.
Used for someone performing a blowjob that uses their teeth.
So i was getting head from Cindy just to find out the bitch is a Tube terrorist! My dick hasnt been the same since.
when you are so bored for so long you have already looked up all your favorite videos/songs on youtube that you know so you are desperately looking for something new.
Tom: I was on youtube all mourning i think im out-tubed!
Jim: WOAH, man, take it easy, here i got a video for ya, jas
Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra
After my wank, i was toothpaste tubing the rest and it all came out yellow
Holy shit look at that huge slithery tube dude