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That girl I fucked last nite had a stinky tuna wrinkle
When a woman sits on your face naked, and points her vagina at your mouth, and queefs/pussy farts
I broke with my girlfriend after she gave me a Tuna Surprize
Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
Ah... The allmighty Tuna Bayoglu. King of the universe, The devourer of gods! He is a mythical creature that has insane eating capabilities. Oy is believed that our universe exists in his belly, with much other multiverses. Rumors say that Tuna Bayoglu has a human embassador in our planet. Our simple human mind is not capible of understanding Tuna Bayoglu so he simplified itself and made his cheap copy so it can check on us humans. But we are not sure who is the human version of Tuna Bayoglu. But in an old papyrus, written in Latin, its stated that Tuna Bayoglu has yellow hair, he is a little overweight and he also has a great personality.
Dont eat that much or you will become Tuna Bayoglu
He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.
Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.
An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.
When a woman sees hot guy and gets so wet it runs down her legs
Damn did you see how jewels looked when she saw matthew, she got straight up tuna legs