g-unit

im a p-i-m-p-g-a-n-g-s-t-e-r

g-unit stands 4 geurilla unit but its gonna change 2 gun unit i jus read that on www.gunitworld.com im a p-i-m-p-g-a-n-g-s-t-e-r

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spoo unit

SPOO, SPOO22, SPROO, Bling, Juvy, DON DON

DRUGZ DRUGZ DRUGZ tobacco Alcohol Cocaine heroin Marijuana

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newcastle united

are complete and utter shite

Stop blabbering on, you're a team of no-marks. Newcastle united? Whatever.

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g unit

a phat ass

damn, shorty gotta g-unit

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jew unit

a jewish person's penis, usually involving the mushroom effect.

Person 1: Damn, did you see his jew unit?
Person 2: yeah, damn that circumcision! it looks so big!

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United Nations

Some random thing that tries to act like it cares about human rights, but the moment you’re being murdered on 57th st. in NYC in front of the U.N. HQ, absolutely no one is around to hear you.

You could stand outside the U.N. HQ and burn the Universal Declaration of Human Rights while being a 70-year-old homosexual virgin that hasn’t been able to openly come out of the closet out of fear of being disowned by a family that he loves dearly...

The U.N. won’t shed a tear because they’ll be too busy snorting lines of cocaine with Lady Gaga and CHUGGING out of Bud Lite beer kegs.

The U.N. is a huge bisexual orgy and absolutely nothing else. Lesbians and homosexuals are BANNED from the U.N. and technically anyone who can’t be dramatic enough... you can’t show raw or real emotion.

The U.N. is the definition of EVIL.

Me: “Hello!!!! Can anyone hear me?! I’m holding up the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and I’m experiencing EXCRUCIATING homosexual sexual repression... I can’t openly LIVE in this existence while the heteronormative psychosis oppresses me!!!”

United Nations: “Shut up and pick yourself up by the bootstraps... UNLESS YOU’RE LADY GAGA; THEN WE’LL GRANT ALL OF YOUR WISHES!!! Oh, and go love yourself before you love other people (in other words: MASTURBATE FOREVER)!!!” 😃

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Jew-Unit

The term used to describe a gang of perdomitiley young jewish males that cultivate their jewish herritage as being a selecetive group of superior beings.

"Dude did you hear about Jacob, after his Barmitzvah he joined the Jew-Unit"

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