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After fucking a chick you don't take a shower. Then you go out and fuck another chick with the first woman's juices getting washed off your cock by her pussy.
Dude! I fucked Jenny this morning, left for work without showing and I just banged that slut Monica she gave my dick a rock star car wash.
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Missionary position sex with a woman when it's that time of the month. Giving her the cream pie. Then hosing her down with piss. Washing off any smeared blood and gizz, on her.
It was so bloody when we fucked. Afterwords I gave her a strawberry shake wash down.
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This is a type of technique that only the most skilled race of females are able to use. It is when they utilize both palms and firmly grasp your shaft to satisfy her master's needs. She moves her wrists in a circular motion while lubricating the penis with her mouth liquids- hence washing machine.
David: Damn yo my bitch hit me with the double reverse washing machine last night
Sid: Oh word forreal how was it
David: My nigga I busted in like 13 seconds
Sid: Damn yall tryna have a threesome
David: Ye I'll ask
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An exclamation, usually made during oral sex in which the giving party expresses his or her displeasure at the cleanliness of a woman's vagina.
Damn, bitch, yo' pussy be stankin! You need to run home and wash ya ass ho!
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wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.
tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash
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While having oralsex the guy is on bottom, licking the womans vagina, while she gives him a blow job. The car wash is complete once the guy has ejaculated on the women's face and she has cum on his face, their mouth's will be minty fresh.
That german car wash made me cum so hard on her face
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its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.
i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash
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