Khloe rose is mitsuri kanrojis wife
Omg did u see mitsuri kanrojis wife!
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A time when your wife is mad at you for whatever reason she is going to hold out the pussy until she feels you deserve it again.
My wife Mary Was pissed at me! I was like damn "wife holding out the pussy"! It will be a month before she gives up the pussy!
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A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”
“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”
A person of either gender who is exceptionally tall, angry, and controlling.
The person needn't be female, though this trait is most common in people of the double-x chromasome persuasion.
Patty: You know, girlfriends who don't let you go to opening week at Gabby's grow up to be were dire bitch wives...
Jordan: Yeah, dude.
A: Wow...Vee-dub is going to be such a were dire bitch wife if she ever gets married. Damn-sauce...
B: Oh my gosh, I know...
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One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.
When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry
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Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."
Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."
Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."
Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."
Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
Self explanatory really.. what else are you looking for in a wife? Good sex? Good sandwich marking skills? Or what have you.. etc etc
Girl a) LMFAO when will all these crazy new sayings from pete laan end? 🤣
Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.
Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞
Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x
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