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A 23 year old hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is attractive to every woman... and man on the planet.
Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*
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Synonym : Nintendo Bootlicker
This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.
Nintendo Simp : Nintendo will go bankrupt if people keep downloading their games.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.
A person who simps all the time and succeeds
her: I like him so much.
me: he's just a simp player.
Someone call the Simp Police, one of the boys is talking to their ex again.
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A cult of Minecraft lovers simping for block people, and occasionally the actual people.
P1: Why are those people wearing smile masks with yellow shirts and holding a sign that says las navadas?
p2: Thats the dsmp simps cult.
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A woman who keeps taking gifts from a man she doesn't care about. Even though he is infatuated with her.
Roxanne is the biggest SIMP MILKER in the world. She's gonna take Doug for everything
A Simping Chad is someone who has achieved the ultimate form of Simpiness and Chadliness. He now possesses both qualities and attributes of a Simp and a Chad. He is the ultimate lifeform.
Hirito A.X.E is a Simping Chad.