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when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.
He was winning the pooh when he got his dick in the booty
When something goes so brilliant that all you can do is look from left to right, then up and very quietly whisper to yourself "such win" because you're just that freakin' epic...
Smug smart person: I got a C on the test
You: Thinking *I got an A*
You: Such win
A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.
Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?
No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.