A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.
I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal boner.
A term used to describe when two or more people are in whole-hearted agreement. Used in a derisive manner.
Person 1: The Lakers played so great last night!
Person 2: I know, Kobe did amazing, he's the best player of all-time!
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners?
An intense and quickly raised boner that is often brought on by a pretty girl talking dirty. This is possible over any internet communication or any other type of communication that does not involve face to face contact. Rocket boners could lead to pre-ejaculation. Also used to refer to dog boners.
As Rachel spoke dirty into the Xbox Live mic, Zach got a rocket boner and Tony pre-ejaculated.
To adminester a line of cocaine hydrocloride by snorting a line of the subsatance off the shaft of an errect penis.
Oh my god, me and Paul Drozdowski got wasted last night and did boner lines in the castro district of San Francisco untill 5am.
when a girl wants you to give her your man meat.
Dude, Julie is totally hot, and I think she wants me to be her boner doner.
Pro boner bro, You gotta fuck Lauren to get to the Angie. Angie's worth it.
Pretty much a cowlick or when one section of your hair sticks up and will not go down for a matter of time or without the help of hair products and such.
"Matt, fix your hair. You have a hair boner."