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After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.
I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.
see "The Crotchening"
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The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."
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A fart that smells of eggs and rotting flesh that is thick enough to chew.
Clear out, I just laid me a Zombie Breakfast!
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Noun.
While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.
Syn. houdini
Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.
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Like a Mainstreamer. Someone who follows current trends, most often accessing music from mainstream radio.
Friend 1: Dude, come listen to this.
Friend 2: OMGWTF IS THIS! IT'S SCREAMO!
Friend 1: No....It's Hollywood Undead
Friend 2: Well Hollywood Undead is SCREAMO
Friend 1: Your'e such a Radio-Zombie
Friend 2: No i'm not!
Friend 1: What bands or artists do you like?
Friend 2: Katy Perry, Rihanna, Drake, David Archuletta, Kinda T-Pain but he's rap.
Friend 1: -_-
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the time of killing and abnormal amount of zombies with a duel uzis and shotguns because its fun as hell
do you know what time it is? zombie time!!!!
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When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job
Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft
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