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Classic stereotypical moron who can't live without bragging out his wealthy and 'well educated' lifestyle.
Olander Karlsson: "I am born and raised in Danderyd, you know, in Stockholm we have the best hospitals and schools in the whole Scandinavia".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".
I am the owner of the world's first omega cock. it is currently being held at area 51 for research. soon we will pioneer a version for consumers.
"damn, what a nice omega cock"
Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.
Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?
Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.
like "chicks before dicks" but better... female version of "hoes before bros"
"I'm sorry babe, I'm going out with my girls tonight. You know, thots before cocks!"
her bae: ...
When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.
-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples
Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza
Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday
Stella: I did not need to know that.
When Mikkel bends over to pick up the soap he gets a cock in the asshole. YUMMY
OH NO LOOK! THERE IS A COCK IN MIKKELS ASSHOLE!