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small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?

Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024


travis scott syndrome

a syndrome to where you are physically allergic to cameras

"i look great today"
"sir, you have travis scott syndrome"

by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022


Suda Syndrome

When a fat nigga has no neck so he needs to turn his body left or right to see

“At least I don’t got the suda syndrome, nigga has to turn his whole body left and right

by Justin Yanez April 16, 2021


blonk blindness syndrome

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.

I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome

by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024


Golden Ball Syndrome

When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.

Golden ball syndrome: “I can do whatever I want regardless of any opinion or court order”

by Island_Girl98 January 30, 2022


Cardiohyperlakeric Syndrome

Noun; A medical condition that causes the heart to beat at a very progressive speed and the blood pressure gradually increases during the course of a Laker game. In most occasions, nearing the end of the game.

Shit, the Lakers are down by 1 and there's .04 seconds left. I can feel my Cardiohyperlakeric Syndrome, it's on full action right now.

by LAKERSFTW. March 7, 2010


Peninsula Syndrome

The inflated sense of superiority among Carmel and Monterey Peninsula residents who see their area as the center of the universe, leading them to view themselves as elite and to believe that outsiders are inferior or unworthy.

Alex: "I tried to join a local event in Carmel, but everyone seemed so dismissive. They acted like I was a second-class citizen just because I live in Salinas."

Jamie: "That’s Peninsula Syndrome for you. They see their area as the center of the universe and view themselves as superior, often treating outsiders like they're beneath them."

by East Of Eden August 22, 2024