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a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.
it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth
Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice
It's a term that Softball Girls use when they want you to pitch your balls in their mouth
Hey maybe after practice you could pitch me some balls!
It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.
Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.
Take a picture of me dummy
When u look too fine asf w/ no kids and therefore need to capture that moment.
Me: Makeo come Flick me up
Sis: flick me up rn… I look too good.
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Please don’t water in me. You don’t have a condom on.
(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.