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The act of not being able to use an app correctly or smart phone functions. May involve numerous button pushing.
I can't get this app to work and I've pressed all the buttons I can. Dude you've got hatchet syndrome walk away from the phone.
(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
The hysterical belief that you’ve been wronged.
Symptoms may include:
1. Overthinking
2. Violent Outbursts
3. Calling someone’s family member a fucktard
I think I caught the case of nordislord syndrome.
1. A person who brags about everything they own
2. A unknown gender mostly specified as harambe
Sample 1 : This kid who has a bunch of money has a godzslay syndrome.
Sample 2: So do you know that guy named Jeremy?, he has a godzslay syndrome
Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.
“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”
“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.
Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
When you think you are him, but you infact are not.
"I am going to jump over this creek"
"Don't do it . That is way too far."
"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome