the act of two homeless people having sex in a dumpster
i just saw two people having trash sex
A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.
Sex between two people transitioning into platonic friends or visa versa.
transition sex
When you guilt trip a girl who broke your heart into having revenge sex with you.
Guilt Trip Sex works 100% of the time, you heard about Veiga he bang that blonde girl with his 12 inch schlong .
Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters
This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel
When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon
I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”
A person who can engage in sex so stealthily that not only do the people In the adjacent room or next door don’t know what’s going on; but the person being sexed doesn’t even know you’re ther.
Damn I was at a college party and I had to go sex shinobi!! She passed out in my bed!!!