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sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.

Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?

by ajkl19 July 29, 2018


McFly sex

When you go to a reunion just to get laid

Mia: Frank, did you get McFly sex?
Frank: No
Mia: *Suspicious look*

by Buttlover68 February 6, 2024


Sex parrot

Parrots mock your words. and are annoying. A sex parrot is a single person/persons that have terrible sex with the same person over and over. Irritating the other partner in the intercore.

"I hate this douchebag he keps wanting to fuck me."

"what a sex parrot"

by NOT Cameron ;) February 23, 2012


Battle of the Sexes

An event thrown by the UH Alphas gives students a space to debate hot takes, argue popular topics, and voice their opinions.

Usually hosted during Alpha week or UH Homecoming.

Dakota: Hey are you going to Battle of the Sexes?

Jake: Yeah, I have to put the "As a man" comments to rest.

by AlphaGuy1971 October 10, 2022


Battle of the sexes

Us faggots versus them bull dykes.

We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022


Battle of the sexes

A bloody mess.

Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021


Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

by Cousin Throckmorton December 11, 2023