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When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.
Eight Ball Syndrome
"My balls Sour cream" is a saying that you say to friends and ONLY friends because if you say it out loud in any public situation you will be arrested on the spot.
"Broo my balls sour cream"
playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds
Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds
When a man is both sexually deprived and jealous
"Damn, I haven't had sex in ages. I have the worst blue balls"
"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."
"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"
To excel in internet drama and always come out on top!
Dam ABJ is always winning he’s E-Balling 👌🏻
A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.
The art of bowling balls, my children.
having several fingers inside your partner.
Ian was feeling kinky so he used his girl as a bowling ball.