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wen ur bean a huge bitch but u hav a cock
"Dave ur bean a reeel cock cherry rn"
Slapping hot sauce on your balls and twisting your Pubes to make a bow tie and dunking your cock in red food coloring during sex.
Me and Jenny got down on that Hot Cock if you know what I mean
The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'
Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..
..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'
The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .
Top of the morning to you Lord Dragon Cock !
A guy with Herpes on his dick
"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"