The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
1. Inserting a penis into a snake.
2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.
“Hey, why are you talking weird?”
“I tried to do snake sex and the python bit me.”
A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them
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Oh shit, wow! He is super (seemingly) guilty of that!
Hym "Oh, man. You had better mark your calendars folks. I was wrong about that. I'd be remiss if I didn't recant my previous statement. I'm sorry. It looks like he did that shit to the extreme. Ultra guilty of sex trafficking 2 (probably). Just got some new intel and holy shit is that guy extra very-much-so. The evidence was very compelling. I still stand by my statement regarding the exploitation of lonely men by way of cam-girl sites but jesus christ! (Based of new evidence) It looks like he defrauded the shit out of those women. Totally my bad on that one. I just watched the video. That was just... Wow. Terrible. Totally my fault. I jumped the gun on that one. I went too far to say that it was horse shit. Sorry. Apologies all around."
Mr John Antrobus. There are no substitutes.
There is only one sadistic sex god
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the fortnight sex skin made my oergazim muliply by 50, it was every were my mommy grounded me rlly bad bad, I'm in big big trouble now, my mommy doesn't like the taste.
being pussy_destroyer401's #1 fan (aka me)
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"grrr it has no definition"
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