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oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.
Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex
The action when a persons toes overlap and it looks as though they're having sexual interaction.
Dad: she has nice toes.
Shammay: ew dad what are you saying she has sex on toes ew suck her cheesy toes
1. A lack of a proper amount of sexual activity.
2. When sexual activity falls short of what is required. A deficit is synonymous with shortfall or loss and is the opposite of a surplus.
I am experiencing a sex deficit since I have been single for three years.
Sexual intercourse when the lady is on her menstrual cycle.
Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.
me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"