Lol-ing

A disgusting word that a child made up which had a hard impact to my mindset.

Why are you lol-ing for?

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

SLOB-ing it

Verb used when any number of SLOBs hit the town, smash it up (with a capital 'S'), have lots of banter, throw lots of sex toys, have massive pile-ons, kiss each other, fart enough, take the piss out of each other, and have a thoroughly good time. It may also involve the throwing of condiments and smashing of easter eggs on peoples heads.

Usually linked to Friday nights in Angel, but can be extended to be used at other gay-friendly events.

'Oi, Redders you cunt, are you SLOB-ing it tonight?'

'I'm going to be SLOB-ing it all over the shop this weekend'

'I like riding bikes and SLOB-ing it'

'Mum, have you ever tried SLOB-ing it with the lads?'

Mio-ing

1) When you blurt things out that make no sense without thinking about it. Basically a half-baked thought that decided it wanted to come out before it was done.

2) To vomit words uncontrollably as if speaking to an audience when unprepared.

3)When you start losing an argument so bad, you just start saying "Fuck you if you think I'm stupid.".

4) To get so angry during an argument that one loses track of their own standpoint, disregards the opponent's standpoint, and begins spouting unrelated nonsense

Man 1: Yo ma, I really gotta brush my teeth.
Man 2: Hey did you know that a man in India decided to brush his teeth.
Man 1: What do you mean-
Man 2: And even though I said "No way man." He just stopped and looked around.
Man 1: Dude, you're mio-ing right now.
Man 2: I can't even pee upright.

PETER PIETRA-ING

when your stupid enough to counterfit money and get caught.

did you hear what peter pietra did? i heard he was peter pietra-ing!

Chris-ing

(verb) to correct someone with obnoxious facts that are both unnecessary and untrue.

"Well ACTUALLY that's incorrect, it really means..."
"Dude, stop Chris-ing. That's not even right."

nudele-ing

2 people doing naked things

I was going to ask her something but they were nudele-Ing and I didn't want to bother them.