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Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 24, 2015


fish broth

A fun alternative for the the word cum/jizz/cock snot

Oh yeah baby let me taste your fish broth

by Chiwi November 28, 2022


fish-gutting

Having heterosexual relations.

A: Hey, man, what'd you and Cindy do last night?

B: Went out to dinner, then back to her place for a few hours of fish-gutting.

A: Sweet!

by Lthm July 25, 2006


Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 3, 2014


johobo fish

A very rare fish that likes rolling around on the ocean floor. Is a very smart fish that can be easily underestimated, it is quiet at first but turns out to be a strange fish once you get to know them. If you ever come across a Johobo Fish be sure to run!

Damn is that a Johobo Fish

by Bro can you not April 12, 2016


fishing for burbot

partaking in homosexual activity

Rick and his "friend" Lyle used to go "fishing for burbot" late in the evenings at their cabin hideaway

by Dicky696969 April 9, 2021


Lemon Fish

1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood

2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition

1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"

2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."

by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021