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The act of inviting yourself to a place when not invited
Dude how did you get here
Oh dude I was jack crossing, it happens
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A very hot individual who is considered one of the best people in the world
To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm
Will Jack jack the slack tonight?
The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).
Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!
As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"
"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"
"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends
the act of living in a freezer
boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"
boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
An abnormaly large penis capable of bottoming out in anyone / anything
"Wow that's a Jack Peterson if I've ever seen one"
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