she farted on my dick

damn.

then she shitted.
damn.

she farted on my dick

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Tis what she proclaimed

Basically "That's what she said" just fancier by mostlyhigh_alittlesmart

"It's so big!"
"TIS WHAT SHE PROCLAIMED"

she shake it like jelly

when yo butty shake like jelly, duh
what icespice said in her song called deli

She a baddie, she showin’ her panty
She shake it like jelly
Hunnit bands in Chanely
But I’m still shakin’ a*s in the deli

Thats what she said

It turns an ordinary, innocent statement into something dirty.

True story
Boy chokes
Teacher: did your it go down the wrong whole Ashton?
Me (really loud): thats what she said!
Class laughs.
Meaning: the dick went up the asshole and not the vagina hole or vise versa

she lost her jaw

The act of a woman talking uncomfortable shit for no apparent reason!

(Desiree) She lost her jaw at mike when said some dumb shit

She dips beneath lasers

"She dips beneath lasers" is an expression meaning a woman has entranced you with her sultry beauty.

"She Dips Beneath Lasers" is the eerily haunting tune sung by Adam in the first season episode, "Office Campout" in the television series Workaholics. The song refers to the virtuous acting in "...Entrapment, the Catherine Zeta Jones movie. It's a classic." The end of the episode shows Adam, along with Blake, Anders, and the two techies (whom the guys had thought were robbers) using psychotropic mushrooms, and singing the song in the dark office with hundreds of glow stars attached to the ceiling, with rather warm harmony.

She Blinded Me With Science

Ha! It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mm, but she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in biology, yeah
Huh-huh
When I'm dancing close to her
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can smell the chemicals
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Mm, now but it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in geometry
When she's dancing next to me
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can hear machinery
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Hah! It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And hit me with technology

I don't believe it, there she goes again
She's tidied up and I can't find anything
All my tubes and wires and careful notes
And antiquated notions
But, it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Uh, she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
She blinded me with