Nigger Gras

Like Mardi Gras, but occurs nightly on the corner of Simon-Bolivar and Earhart by the Greyhound station in New Orleans. Usually as the sun sets. Instead of beads, you catch bullets.

Tourist: I wonder what all that noise is...is it Mardi Gras?

New Orleanian: Nah man, that's just Nigger Gras...keep your windows up and hide anything that's shiny.

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Nigger Blaster

A "Nigger Blaster" is a shotgun or hand gun that is tucked away inside your car or house, that is easily accessible in the event a nigger or group niggers attempts to steal your stuff or rape or kill you.

Joe: Wow... are you okay after the robbery?

Max: Yup! .... look in the front lawn, I got both of them with my trusty "Nigger Blaster"

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nigger checkbook

1. a ledger to a bank checking account that is constantly in a state of complete disarray due to overspending on bling, pimp hats and bottles of 40 oz malt liquor. It also can result from being unemployed for extended periods of time while continuing to buy ho's and such.

2. being so intoxicated that you have no idea who you are.

Pete: McCoy, your drunk again.
McCoy: Yeah, I'm fucked up like a nigger checkbook.

You bounced another check to me. You better get a CPA to fix that nigger checkbook of yours.

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nigger school

A school usually placed in a ghetto that has 80% niggers and 20% white niggers. Usually ran by gangs and drugs are everywhere. School usually built in the 1800's and has vulger Graffiti all over it

Yo max, did you hear that the nigger school across from us had another drug bust? It's the 3rd time this week

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nigger dicks

term used to describe when bananas get old, mushy, and black.

o dude throw these damn nigger dicks away

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bigger nigger

A big ass nigga faggot 🙏🏻💭👍🏻🙂

I seen a bigger nigger than me !!!

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nigger circus

A nigger circus is when a bunch of ridiculous things happen, usually a mockery of reality, in sports where the dominant race is African-American.

The term can also be applied outside of the sports world, such as in video games, politics, and common life scenarios.

Hey did you see the Superbowl? I heard they fumbled 5 times and returned right off the kick, what a silly nigger circus that was.

This house is turning into a nigger circus, put some fucking pants on Corey.

My life has become a nigger circus.

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