The 3 T's

Tits, Tushy, and Thighs: the ideal woman's body possesses each of these in a good shape and size.

Guy 1: "Yo I just scored with the hottest chick in the club last night, bro. You should see her. I bet you'll be jealous."
Guy 2: "That's cool and all but does she have the 3 T's?"
Guy 1: "I mean... I guess she has 2 out of the 3 T's."
Guy 2: "Then your claim is invalid."

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t-wo

Pronounced: T woe

Proper street pronunciation of the number 2.

Yo bro, you know I likes the t-wo sugars in my coffee.

I'll be right back, I gots to drop a number t-wo... fives!

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T-Bot

That Bitch Over There; derived the slang THOT(That Ho Over There) Used when Ho just isn't enough.

"Goddam T-Bot just cut me off! She's going to kill somebody driving like that!"

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f, t and a

Face, tits and ass:
Linked to t and a, used to describe a female

Nice fta
Nice f, t and a.

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T-Virus

The T-Virus is a mutagenic toxin, altering the host's chromosome structure on a cellular level. More than likely, it will kill its host, then reanimate its corpse. It is an inter-species infective, capable of amplifying in plants, mammals, birds, reptiles, whatever. In some cases, it promotes incredible growth; in all of them, violent behavior. The virus also infects brain chemistry, at least in humans-inducing something like a schizophrenic psychosis. And it also inhibits pain. Victims of this virus barely react to physical abuse, and although the infected decay physically, they barely seem to feel it.
The best way to become infected with the T-Virus is to be bitten by an infected host, who will become bloodthirsty and will more than likely attack you of you are nearby. Avoid contact with a host at all cost, whether it be a friend or family member

The T-Virus, created by the Umbrella Corporation, was released into the town of Raccoon City, causing an outbreak of deadly proportion, altreing the inhabitants' structures and turning them into bloodthirsty zombies, or worse...

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t bone

When a girls g-string can be seen poking out above the waistline of her jeans. Normally happens when she bends over or wears hipster jeans 4 sizes too small.

Daaaaaamn check out the illy t bone on that arrangement yo, looks like her thong be wedged right up there homes

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T-Dawg

(verb) To accidentally injure or mess things up.

Defined by the character from The Walking Dead, who - when trying to help Merle - tripped and screwed things up.

(noun) A clumsy person. A let-down.
Many African-Americans watching the first season of The Walking Dead, reveled in seeing a kickass show, then seeing the only black guy in the cast ... and finding out his name is "T-Dawg". Fizzling balloon moment.

(verb) Hey, be careful. Don't T-dawg yourself.

(noun) Ugh, that dude's a T-Dawg.

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