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Affectionate term for black man. ONLY USE WHEN INVITED! As used on scrubs
JD: Hi, who's your black friend?
Nathen: Did you just call me "black"? THE CORRECT TERM IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!
JD: Turk lets me call him brown bear...
JD: Hi, my African-American friend!
Turk: Call me brown bear!
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Ginger bears can be described as very tall, brawny, and often have a well manicured gingery beard. They are derived from the gay community. They're gingery good looks often attract bar tenders and anyone else in the gay community for that matter. Gotta love them ginger bears.
Bar tender "gotta have me some of that ginger bear."
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A bear that is actually black but has white fur. Yes, if you shaved a polar bear, he would have black skin. That's why his nose is also black.
Polar bears have 4 toes. Many people get confused and think they have 5 toes but they don't. They have four.
Polar bears like to eat fish and seals. They enjoy swimming and strutting their bear stuff in the antarctic.
Never cuddle a Polar bear because he will eat you.
POLAR BEAR as in polar and bear.
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The act of writing on a piece of paper with the opposite hand.
The hand writing on this essay looks atrocious they must have bear raped it or something.
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A NFL team that sucks and needs a real qb
The Chicago Bears still really suck!
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While a man receives a lazy, (oral sex while still wearing underwear) he sharts in his underwear. After the receiver of this blow job ejaculates, he procceds to take off his soiled underwear and then stuffs it in the giver of the blow job's mouth. The blow job giver starts to make bear noises as they try to spit out the shit stained undies.
I got this insane lazy last night but it was right after I ate a bunch of beans and apple sauce. I sharted a little which put me in the perfect position to pull off a Hershey Bear. You should've heard the bitch when I stuffed my shitty underwear in her mouth. She was all like, "rawrrrr rwaaaaarrrr!"
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A slightly less offensive substitute for "bullshit".
The <favored home team> lost the <big game> to the <hated underdogs>!? Bear tits!
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