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Thomas's Hair

Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).

Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*

by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023

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frat hair

When a frat boy pulls his bangs back towards the top of his head and puts his baseball cap on backwards.

After popping the collar on both of his polos, Chad grabbed a Braves cap and styled his frat hair.

by FolkandFlipFlops June 5, 2014

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Hair bulge

An enormous tuft of pubic hair that gives the false impression of a big tool/package.

Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.

by Connor shanebone May 18, 2013

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Moses Hair

Hair that has been parted... sometimes leading to the freedom of Jew-slaves.

Hitler had Moses Hair.

by Terry Farrel October 3, 2007

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Nipple Hair

Hair on ur nipples lawl

Guy 1 : Aw man, I just grew some nipple hair.

Guy 2 : I'll clip it with my teeth if you want.

Guy 1 : No homo dou rite?
Guy 2 : Yea sure, whatever you want.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords March 9, 2016

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nerf hair

1. hair like that of Cory Matthews on Boy Meets World 2. hair so curly a Nerf ball would stick in it if thrown at it 3. hair with the consistency of a Brillo pad

That boy lost his comb in his nerf hair

by goddamit' May 26, 2009

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Hair Dryer

The act of queefing in a persons face as they go down on a girl.

I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a Hair Dryer.

by Kirch35 August 4, 2017

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