(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.
Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen
-How are you going to store the food?
-I'll throw it in the freezer, give it the good ol Alaskan Boil
This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.
An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.
"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"
Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.
Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!
The act of defecating in a condom freezing pulling out when frozen and fornicating someone w it
I performed an Alaskan pipeline on my girlfriend
The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it until solid, and using it as a dildo.
Kobe gave himself an Alaskan pipeline last night.
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