freakin dork, dweeb. hes cool i guess.
"who is that lameo over there?"
"oh thats Alex"
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Alex is an absolute asshole and needs to play cricket
Captain: Are you playing?
Alex: Oh nah my hammy is sore
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Gay fag that suck his dads dick to get expensive things
Alex dou is hellla salty and hates on everyone and wears the same puma pants every day
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A dickhead kind of friend. The one that follows you around because your his only friend the kind to not care if a girl is lesbian and to still ask her out. Yeah thatβs right Alex you better be reading this bitch. The kind to talk shit about all of his only friends behind there back. The kind to organise a catfish against his best friend βas a joke.β The big dick you thought you where gonna be best friends with forever. The one who ruins your birthday party because he canβt stand not being the centre of attention. He canβt stand not listening to his own shitty new music like XXXTENTACLES or not playing the games he wants to.
ALEX is a big jerk with a tiny dick.
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A retarded T-Rex, idiot, and a fucking bitch who has the iq of a McChicken
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Alex is a gay nigga who likes eating dick and eats hairy anus
"I like black cock because I'm Alex"
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