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Any lame excuse to avoid physical contact with a first date.
- “oh darn! I had a full day of sun yesterday so you’re meeting me all sunburnt”
- “are you pulling an amy maneuver to avoid my hug?”
the band made at the same time one direction was made.
A: what was that girl band on the x factor along with one direction?
B: oh you mean Belle Amie?
A: yeah, what happened to them?
B: i have no idea
Amy is from Indiana. She’s never smoked and day in her life and never some drugs. She doesn’t have tattoos or kids. She was a 2nd grade school teacher. Lesbians love her but not as much as she loves vodka and keno. Now get the fuck out!
So you’re successful, intelligent, but came from The central plains of America, you’re really being an Amy Scott right now!
She is a very civilised, kind person and definitely does not eat dog food
Me: amy loveit is v sound
A kid that likes to eat moo moos for a living. He prevents getting shipped by making people his mommos. Now his entire family has accepted him for what he is. Sometimes he likes to tell people that some kid bit him. Beware of an Amy Paraguay Mahajaria because if he emails you he will say that he is your long lost brother from Paraguay looking to ship 3000 gallons of moo moo milk. He gets scared by people nyanyanyaing him, but if you tap his shoulder to tell him something then he will turn around and nay nay you. He really loves pulling sneakys on people.
Bob Ross: Hey how's it going?
Abraham Daddy: I just got an email.
Bob Ross: By who?
Abraham Daddy: I don't know but I think it was Amy Paraguay Mahajaria'd.
Bob Ross: *reveals himself to be Amy Paraguay Mahajaria*
Abraham Daddy: What the-
Amy Paraguay Mahajaria: Haha, I pulled a little sneaky on ya.
The word Mon Ami in French meaning 'my friend'.
That meaning: if I ever smoked the pot I would do it with her.
Stella: Are you bored?
Vinnie: Wanna go smoke some pot?
Stella: oukrrrr Mon Ami