ian is a pedophile who likes to touch children especially ones by the name of william or jack.
hey did you remeber when ian schumacher ate jack borwn out?
BRICK WALL
Best CB Newbridge has ever produced
Ian McLoughlin is a brick wall and the best centre back Newbridge has ever produced
A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "
Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "
-Fellow Miami personnel
Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐คข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
A mental state of being in which removing all of ones clothing and engaging in uncomfortable conversation topics with a friend's mother after eating too much acid
Tell your mom to lock her door, we have ourselves a Fried Ian situation.