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Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.
"I need five minutes" said to mate postcoitally
"I'm off to visit the Ruby Animal this weekend"
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It's an animation, but not a meme
Animation memes do not live up to their name
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of animation memes?
Guy 2: Yeah, I've watched one of those videos but it turned out to be an edgy animation instead of a meme
(Don't dislike this definition, it's the truth)
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Farmville but if the animals were cute and sang Bubblegum K.K
I'm playing Animal Crossing that I don't have time to jack off anymore
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Prostitution involving animals.
The cops busted and animal prostitution ring last week.
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John Bright is a boosted animal and should uninstall.
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stupid ass Japanese cartoons they decided to animate "Lame Anime"
"jap-anime" is stupid ass lame
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They have the right to be tasty
Person 1: What are animal rights
Person 2: They have the right to be in my belly
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