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The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.
A male (female version is on her arse) who is very drunk, to the point where they need looking after, and is probably being sick or can’t walk .
He was on his arse, fucked off tequila
The want to put a penis in your ass
I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.
Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.
Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?
OMG LOOK THERES FLAPPY ARSE!!! (aka alan) #NOWAY! #REALLIFEALAN 😱😱😱
A small statured brown/grey donkey breed used primarily for transportation of wool textiles in Bhutan. They are interbred from Equus africanus asinus and Mulleus calceus in the late 1100's BCE. The breed originated from the nomadic peoples of the North-West Asian Steppes and spread to the surrounding areas. The type was especially used in the Himalayan regions (Nepal, India, Pakistan, Bhutan and Tibet) as they are a versatile, strong, hardy and agile breed, perfect for mountainous terrain. In the early 14th century, the breed essentially disappeared from use in the North-West Asian Steppes, but continued to be used heavily in the countries of nowadays Nepal, Bhutan and Tibet. Today, the breed is still in use in Bhutan, but has disappeared from the stables of Nepal and Tibet due to the introduction of the modern Asinus aureus breed, a larger grey donkey type with much the same characteristics of the Arse-candy breed. The people of Bhutan still heavily rely on this method of transport and will for many years to come.
The shepard rounded the corner on the mountain path, with his Arse Thimble in the lead.
When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel
Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse