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The right to sarcastic, mean, and/or rude comments every once in a while. Everyone has them but you cant abuse them
Person 1: "Wow, you fucked that up. You're so stupid!"
Person 2: "Dude, don't abuse your asshole privileges."
Person 1: "Yeah you're right, I have been kind of mean today. Sorry."
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(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. Combined these features assist in creating douche bag appeal.
Jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the MacBook Pro due to the asshole features. The backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.
BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.
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when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.
yes daddy" inverted asshole
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An extremely nasty person, one who is a great pain-in-the-ass.
Jim infected my sister with a STD, the bleeding asshole!
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The other night, I did Celeste in the old French asshole.
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After a group partakes in the consumption of marjiuana, the first one to make a 'high mistake' is therein dubbed a "High Asshole". It also may be refered to as "High Asshole of the Day", in which case a reward or trophy may be given, either physical or through the act of a 'high-five'.
There is no limit to the number of "High Asshole"s a group may have, it's just not funny when there's more than one. The group member dubbed a "High Asshole" may change depending upon who makes the worst 'high mistake'. A 'high mistake' is anything a typical clumsy high kid will do such as forget something or drive like an idiot.
Once someone is dubbed a "High Asshole", they are only named so until everyone in the group is sober, or until someone else in the group makes a worse 'high mistake'.
OH great.. High Asshole of the DAY over here.
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People who pretend to be your friend but fuck you in the ass when you aren't around
Jennifer Perry is not actually my friend, in fact she is a backstabbing asshole.
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