lol attack

When somebody uses the word lol 3 times or more in one message.
Very dangerous, make sure you block who ever does this. Bad things happen to good people.

Marianna001: lol i just left from the mall lol, and i saw this homeless guy lol it was funny rofl!!!!1

Normalguy: OMG lol attack!!!! im blocking ur ass!!!!!1

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beaver attack

Beaver attack: When a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. Ergo a beaver attack.

Jeff: I was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. So I just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep.
Zack: Yeah man I hate when that ends up happening! My girl had a beaver attack once... her mom gets nervous around me now...

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Wanic Attack

A weed-induced panic attack.

That dab gave me a wicked wanic attack.

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gazi attack

When a gay faggot flashes his ass and sits on ur face. If the person is not gay then it is called a face sitting.

This faggor gazi attacked me

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Attack Doge

minecraft music disc guy

did you see attack doges funny minecraft disc video?

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Euphoric Attack

Whenever you get turned on or become so happy/aroused that you can’t breathe to the point where it feels like a panic attack

When Ryan admitted that he like Michelle back, she had a euphoric attack.

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Attack Rows

Lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp. As they advance like the Red Army through eastern Germany, the only life left behind are a few wispy stragglers.

I was worried about my hair thinning, then I saw John's attack rows.

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