August Agony

A term coined by Sherwood Park IB students refering to the end of August when high school schedule changes are to be made. This time is especially agonizing for those taking partial IB because they have to work with both semesterized and de-semesterized classes, making it difficult to fit in all the classes one wants to take.

I can't even try to plan my schedule for next year until August Agony.
-or-
I'll figure out my schedule during August Agony.

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August 27

Where the Simpson predicted that the peach ass head is gonna die soOon

Don’t forgot y’all invite me to his death party , I’ll bring tons of shawarma 😝

Friend 1 : yo ur ready to throw some shit in august 27

Friend 2 : I’ve got tones of lil kharas

“Khara” means shit ..... don’t trust ur friend when they say khara means “beautiful”, all 🧢

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August 2nd

Burger day, day when Owen does cool trick infront of Hannah

Jonah: Owen it's August 2nd burger day you gotta go do cool trick

Owen: shit you right *zooms away on rollerblades to see Hannah*

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31st of August

It is the day when Malaysia gained independence from the British rule. Also known as Hari Kebangsaan or National Day.

Today is the 31st of August, Malaysian Independence Day!

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august 23rd

national fuck alex day
no one likes people named alex. they all suck <3

"yo wanna hang w alex?"
"fuck no! its august 23rd!"

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No Apex August

During the month of August, a gamer cannot play Apex legends for the duration of the month

Gamer1:Dude lets play Apex
Gamer2: Nah,fam im doing No Apex August
Gamer1: Oh shit you right.

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August 9

August 9 is International Wolfstar day. This is a day where Wolfstar fans celebrate. This is a ship of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black from harry potter and it is unknown weather it is Canon or not.

Person 1: 'Hey tomorrow is August 9, so I'm going to post about it on my social media"

Person 2: 'that's great! I'll post about it too'

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