Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.
a bunch of yutes thinking they're hard but they're wannabe london yutes.
have ye heard of the bridge bandits? nah, who are they? ion know tbh bunch of wannabe london tings.