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The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.
Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.
When an Asian guy jizzes all over your body
John went to Thailand last summer and totally took a rice bath.
You take it to stay clean. Don't forget to wash your pp bro.
Sarah: I bought a new bathtub.
David: Nobody asked.
When you and the boys go to the bathroom in order to get a good rip sesh or shtick brake.
Place water on yourself (in a non sexual way tho)
Friend 1 (Miles)
"My friend said they had a bath"
Friend 2 (Moth)
"I don't need to know about their sex life"
Friend 3 (Crimsonoob)
"Huh?"