a bed specifically used for fucking
Guy 1: Yo, you hear that Emily fucked that one black guy on the frog bed?
Guy 2: Oh word?
A man and woman (or another man) get naked and get in a "leap frog" position but instead of jumping over he penetrates her asshole.
"Dude, she totally didn't expect me frog squashing her when she bent over.
Ribet Academy’s mascot, but also a sex icon
Did you see Freddy the Frog, I want to bust a nut.
#1 - MC's that are an embarrassment to the game. They waste the time, and energy of everyone and everything around them when they try to flow. If their is a good vibe/beat going, their flow thoroughly ruins it. People quickly leave the party, or area when a frog MC steps up on the mic.
#1.5 - MC's with a serial killer mentality, self-centered & narcissitic, but in a way that nobody wants to fuck with.
In the Doors song, Riders on the Storm, Jim Morrison says - there's a killer on the road, his brain is squirming like a toad. Frog MC's are not gangster in any way. They are wannabe G's/killas. They revel in absurdity, mental breakdowns, and making other people feel disgusted. They are the type who fantasize about killing people for sport, yet breakdown when called out on their evil smirk. The music dies the second they try to flow over it because they know they're worthless. Leading to long diatribes about how the world isn't big enough or "ready for them," and how if you don't like it they'll just kill you. But, because they are marks/busters they don't REALLY have the balls. Hence the reason they instead choose to kill the vibe every time.
And all I want, is the world to know my steez
These money hungry niggas is seven thirty
And got me stressed out like these frog emcees (Frog MC 's)
Whilst listening to in headphones full blast the heavy metal band "dark funeral" you must insert a pair of drum sticks up your bumhole and stack donuts on your dick, whilst whistling the tune to "who wants to be a millionaire simultaneously machine gunning your ass looking into the eyes of a kidnapped victim you earlier abducted during the day, forcing them to watch you climax.
Myles proceeded to force his victim to watch him as he started "heavy metal frogging" himself, they watch for over three hours!
shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation
Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*
Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter’
That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!