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bother yourself

Masturbating,usually out of boredom.

You tend to bother yourself a lot on Mondays.

by Cenobica April 27, 2017


Do-It-Yourself Store

It means a hardware store.

I went to the do-it-yourself store and I bought a pair of shears.

by nissart3011 November 18, 2017


plug yourself in

The act of placing your penis in your own asshole (fucking yourself). Office friendly way to say, "go fuck yourself!"

Travis, Bill, Aaron and Brad were being total asshats today at work, so I told each one to "plug yourself in!"

by SuperPower1 November 1, 2024


Chill Yourself

•Telling someone to relax or calm down

•Telling someone to go cool off if they keep complaining about feeling too hot

•Telling someone to go freeze themselves to death

•Dude, it's not a big deal. Quit tweaking and chill yourself.

•Stop complaining about summertime. If you're really that hot just chill yourself

•I hate you. Go to the North Pole and chill yourself, dumbass.

by Un2siast January 16, 2024


Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 3, 2020


pattern yourself

To sort your self out

Oi stop being so rude and pattern yourself

by February 18, 2022


off yourself

to kys

bruv you should off yourself

wtf.....-

by GAYSAMERET January 4, 2022