beef cheeks

a mans sweaty arse.

fuck, smell the beef cheeks on you!

Beef pistol

Another name for a male penis

She rode my beef pistol and i shot skeet bullets everywhere.

beef cigar

A large penis , Typically from a black male. However it really is quite obveious so dont use it in akward situations. see (boner)

you: Dude didnt sarah lick your beef cigar friday night?

Friend: shut up fool! Were at her house...

beef locker

Alternate romantic term refering to a womans vagina.

Hey baby, I want to slide my tube steak into your beef locker.

Fem-beef

Sagging pussy lips

Her two side slabs of fem-beef hung out of her panties

Beef Carvin'

Going absolutely ballistic while engaging in sexual intercourse. Tearing up that pussy!

Doug is always looking to do a little beef carvin'.

Swinging beef

A bull's testicles which are removed, cooked and eaten.

Them boys cut off that old steer's ballies and ate swinging beef for a week.