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A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
An Australian tradition where a person, on their birthday, is given a punch for each year they are celebrating by everyone present.
Gramps is turning ninety seven, I can't wait to give him his Birthday Bonkers.
Once you LEARN about the definition about the Golden Birthday, the solar birthday is the year after.
Wow I just found out my golden birthday was in 2015 and as I speak it's the year 2019. This means my solar birthday is in the year 2020.
Oh hey Lucas is it your birthday?
Iye Mate it’s pure my birthday man.
Oh well then everyone: yasssss it’s lucas’s birthday
The strange and unexplainable feeling of awkwardness and embarrassment that hits you around some or all of your birthdays.
Sorry I was acting weird when you gave me a birthday gift. I've got the birthday ick this year.
A pensacola birthday is a birthday that is celebrated by witches , 37 days apart from your American birthday.
todays my pensacola birthday!
The mixture of MDMA followed by DMT in the same night. The time span between is not determined, but somewhere between 2-4 hours. You need a stomach full of whiskey and sincere concern about how your superbowl party is going to go.
Bro- "Do you remember how fire all the openers for Liquid Stranger where last night?"
Sam- "Nah bro, the I ended up doing a Brazil Birthday"