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Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.
-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?
-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.
3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend
An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”
When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them
She gave me a Columbian blowjob
A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian
She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob
A Tucson Blowjob is a variation of traditional fellatio in which the performer does not put the head of the penis in their mouth, but instead uses a side-to-side motion on the shaft, as though eating corn on the cob.
Daniel had a sore throat and did not want to irritate it further, so he opted to give his boyfriend a Tucson Blowjob.
When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.
Dude, my girl gave me a black hole blowjob last night.