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that blow job that was a bit goofy
man i got a goofy ahh blowjob last night
The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”
Another word for anal
Because the lips of the mouth and the asshole are made of the same skin, one could consider anal a backdoor blowjob.
Bro 1: I think she wants to try anal with me bro.
Bro 2: Ahh, going for the Backdoor Blowjob huh?
October 18th is national give your best dread a blowjob day
I guess I should call my guy best friend. It’s national blowjob for best friend day
Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.
-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?
-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!