any kid who gets a hard on in class.
HEY BONER BOY!!!! GO GET EXCITED SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!
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Pretty much a cowlick or when one section of your hair sticks up and will not go down for a matter of time or without the help of hair products and such.
"Matt, fix your hair. You have a hair boner."
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a festive of international cock
Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad
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Something that is cool or very hard to do
"That test was very boner"
"That jump looks pretty boner"
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When ones penis is no longer erect, possibly either after blowing ones load, or just losing an erection. A semi-boner is often used for playfully slapping ones friends in the face while they sleep for a hilariously good time.
To try and piss my friend off, I got a semi-boner and helicoptered it around in his face.
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When your nipples become hard and stick out.
Tom "He i can see her nipples through her shirt."
Jim "Ya, she has a nipple boner."
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A substance, image, situation, or thought that destroys an otherwise steadfast boner.
Man, I was messing around with this girl the other night, and for some reason, I thought of the time I saw these two bums fucking in a dumpster and the Boner Poison hit...
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